Post by lolalola on May 28, 2011 2:29:22 GMT
The pilot episode opens with Serena Gossip Girl DVD returning from a mysterious absence, conveniently arriving in the middle of a party at Blair’s family’s house, where Blair has just sequestered Nate to her bedroom with plans to have him devirginize her. I’m not sure which of the following facts I find more mind-boggling: that Blair and Nate have supposedly been dating since Kindergarten, or they haven’t had sex yet —The L Word DVD given this bunch’s high respect for morals and values and all. Nate on the other hand, is less than enthused about having sex with the pretty girl, and upon hearing that the other pretty girl is back in town — PokerFace McObvious insists that they go down to greet Serena, narrowly managing not to drool all over himself in the process. Blair cooly greets her friend without seeming even remotely worried or concerned about her disappearance. I guess because she’s territorial of her lame boyfriend The Simpsons DVD of over ten years who won’t have sex with her? Whatever.The next day, over a doob, Steff (I mean “Chuck”) taunts Nate about Serena looking “effing” hot the night before. Yes, the abbreviation of the word “fuck” which we all use in inter-office email and mixed company, has finally made its way onto CSI Miami DVD the small screen. Bravo, CW, for raising the bar of good taste in adolescent programming! As it turns out, SteffChuck witnessed Nate and Serena totally doing it at a wedding the year before. Despite the problems he has bedding his Kindergarten girlfriend, Nate takes no issue with nailing her best friend on the bar at a wedding. This show makes, like, no sense Grey's Anatomy DVD whatsoever.